Nerds Assurance Program
Your Complete Home Plumbing Protection Plan — $19/Month
One small monthly payment. Zero dispatch fees. Expert inspections every year. Priority service whenever you need it.
Serving Bradford, Vaughan, Barrie, and York Region.
The Membership That Pays for Itself on Day One
Every time one of our technicians comes to your home, there is a $96 diagnostic and dispatch fee. As a Nerds Assurance Program member, that fee is waived on every single visit.
That means if you call us just three times a year — which is typical for most homeowners — you save $288 in dispatch fees alone. Your annual membership costs less than that.
Add in the 10% discount on all services, the annual inspections, and the 2-year workmanship warranty, and the program pays for itself many times over.
Everything Included in Your $19/Month Membership
- Dispatch Fee Waived on Every Visit — Save $96 each time we come out. This alone covers months of membership on a single call.
- VIP Priority Scheduling — Members go to the front of the line. When you call, you get scheduled ahead of non-members. No waiting a week for a routine job.
- 10% Discount on All Services and Equipment Upgrades — Every repair, installation, and equipment purchase is discounted automatically.
- 5% Discount on Drain Replacements and Repairs — Drain work is some of the highest-cost plumbing in a home. Five percent adds up fast.
- Annual Whole-Home Plumbing Safety Inspection — One of our licensed plumbers walks through your home top-to-bottom and identifies issues before they become emergencies. Catch a small leak in year one and you may avoid a $10,000 water damage claim in year three.
- Annual Sump Pump Inspection — Especially important in Bradford, Innisfil, and Barrie where spring thaw regularly pushes groundwater into basements. We test operation, check the float, and inspect the discharge line.
- Annual Backwater Valve Inspection — Prevents municipal sewer backup from entering your home during heavy rain events. Required in many York Region and Simcoe County municipalities for rebate eligibility.
- Water Softener Inspection and Water Quality Test — Ontario well water and hard municipal water can quietly damage pipes, appliances, and fixtures. We test your water and inspect your softener system annually.
- Annual Main Sewer Line Camera Inspection — We run a camera through your main sewer line to check for root intrusion, buildup, or damage before it becomes a backup. Accessible clean-out required.
- 2-Year Workmanship Warranty — Every repair we perform is backed by a 2-year guarantee. If something we fixed fails within two years, we come back at no charge.
Simple, Transparent Pricing
Monthly Plan: $19/month
Annual Plan: Save 15% — pay once per year
No contracts. No hidden fees. Cancel anytime.
To sign up, call us at 647-560-5737 and ask about the Nerds Assurance Program. We will get you set up on the next available visit or over the phone in under five minutes.
Why Bradford and Vaughan Homeowners Join
Because plumbing problems don’t announce themselves. A hairline crack in a pipe fitting, root intrusion quietly growing in your sewer line, a sump pump float that’s starting to stick — these things don’t announce themselves. They wait until the worst possible moment.
The Nerds Assurance Program exists to find these issues before they find you. Our members get an expert set of eyes on their entire plumbing system every single year, plus the peace of mind that comes with knowing exactly who to call — and that the dispatch fee won’t sting — when something does go wrong.
York Region and Simcoe County have specific plumbing challenges:
- Bradford’s clay-heavy soil puts pressure on foundation drain tiles and sewer laterals
- Vaughan’s older Woodbridge homes have aging cast iron pipes that benefit from annual camera inspection
- Barrie and Innisfil homes face significant sump pump demand during spring thaw
- Hard water throughout York Region quietly damages water heaters, fixtures, and appliances without a working softener system
Our members in these areas have caught real problems during annual inspections — root intrusion in Bradford, failing sump pumps in Innisfil, and corroded shutoff valves in Vaughan — before they became emergencies. That is the value of this program.
Frequently Asked Questions
Protect Your Home. Join Today.
The average homeowner spends over $1,000 on unexpected plumbing repairs every year. Nerds Assurance Program members spend $228 and get a professionally inspected home, waived dispatch fees, discounted service, and a 2-year warranty on every job we do.
Call 647-560-5737 to join over the phone in minutes, or request a service call below and ask your technician to enroll you during your next visit.
